Wait! Let me check my citrus pocket! |
This blog? It's so overt it's covert. |
Or shall we “play doctor”?Shall we play, doctor?
Yeah, Tony is totally checking out Bruce’s ass whilst poking him “for science” in the second one.
(Source: widowsting)
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I am about to vomit a lot of feelings about a certain thunder god so that right there is your fair warning.
| Man 1: | But I'm not Gay! |
| Man 2: | Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki? |
| Man 1: | but I'm not! |
| Man 2: | IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI! |
| Man 1: | honestly? |
| Man 2: | THOR OR LOKI! |
| Man 1: | probably Iron Man. |
| Man 2: | SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK? |
| Man 1: | yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man.... |
| Man 2: | ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed? |
| Man 1: | well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me. |
| Man 2: | oh yeah.. |
| Man 1: | and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my- |
| Random Woman: | EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN. |
| *awkward silence* | |
| Man 2: | ...and you said you werent gay! |
Banner: But why me and why Sesame Street?
Coulson: Well, they are colorful creatures. You know… like… the Other Guy.
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(Source: black-nata, via blameitonthesilence)
Whether paralleling or mirroring, they are always, always in step with one another.
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